When it was time for my mom to take me shopping for a training bra, I really didn't know what to expect. And I guess my mom didn't either. We found a suitable selection and off I went into the dressing room. I remember looking at the contraption in my hand - all straps and clasps and thinking that this was for the birds. I finally got it strapped to my body and told Mom I didn't think that it fit. She asked to come in and I let her. Thus was born one of my most embarrassing moments. I had the bra upside down. Straps below my arm pits and the triangular cups (they aren't really cups in a training bra) inverted and pointing toward the floor. My mom isn't the mom who stops and assesses and says in a soothing tone, "No, sweetie, let's try this again." My mom laughed. Loud. Across-Dillard's-department-store loud.
Tonight, I was planning to take pictures of my new yard helper. He had stolen his big brother's Transformers helmet and was pushing his bubble mower around. I walked inside to get the camera and when I came out, he had taken the helmet off and put it back on. Please enjoy. And feel free to laugh. I did. Across-the-neighborhood loud.
3 comments:
Hilarious! He is so freakin' cute!
I especially like the middle picture where he's like, "Hey, isn't that my nose...how did it get there?"
I like the 3rd picture because you can't see his mouth to hear what he's saying (and I'll bet he's saying it.) But his eyes are surely talking.
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