I have a really awesome friend who brought my family spaghetti tonight for dinner. With the delicious dinner, she brought a bag of cookies. These cookies are amazing. They are in a swirl shape and they are orange, green, and purple. Fall colors - if cookies can be beautiful, these are.
So, what does this have to do with Chad being in the doghouse??? I turned to him with an amazed look on my face and I gave my friend a compliment. I said, "She's better at this stay-at-home-mom thing than I am."
What he SHOULD have said was, "Babe, you just had a baby - don't be too hard on yourself."
What he ACTUALLY said was, "Well, she only has one child and she's in her 20's."
How do you spell the sound that screeching tires make??? She's in her 20's??? Did my husband just call me old?
He backpedaled by saying, "Hey, I have less energy than I did when I was in my 20's." How do you spell the sound that a bus has running over someone???
I love him, I really, really do. That's why I'm going to miss him after I strangle him!
***No Chads were harmed in the making of this blog. Or after***
3 comments:
Here's me...crawling into a hole.
On a brighter note: Thanks for calling the dookie cookies beautiful! That was very diplomatic!
(PS...I really do only have one. And, he isn't a newborn. When he was...I pretty much just slept and cried. So there.)
Ha ha ha! Poor Chaddy Daddy, he likes getting himself in trouble, doesn't he? In my opnion you have MORE energy than a lot of teenagers I know(I mean the facial expressions alone...), so I wouldn't be worrying about the age thing if I was you.
Chad must look funny going around with no hands or feet because it sounds like they are all in his mouth. I can just see his "dear (not misspelled)in the headlights" blue eyes right before he felt the bus running over him. Don't strangle him though, just hang him.
Just messing with you, Chad, if you read this. If Dori thinks it's funny, I think it's funny.
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